44 Running Captions for Instagram

Science 13 Nov 2017
44 Running Captions for Instagram

Running takes a lot of water, patience, and dedication. Nothing motivates a runner more than being able to share their progress and their pride with others. Next time you share a shot of yourself tearing down the track or jogging through the woods, pick a caption that expresses your passion. Let everyone know that you’re a runner, and you mean business.

Running Definitions

  • Runderful (noun) – How you feel immediately after running.
  • Runcrastination (noun) – Having a million things to do and going for a run instead.
  • Grunpy (adjective) – How I feel when I can’t run.
  • Rungry (adjective) – When you’re so hungry from your run that you eat everything.
  • Runners High (noun) – The real reason runners run.

Self Deprecating

  • Running is a mental sport, and we are all insane.
  • My running style is best described as startled gazelle.
  • I thought they said rum.
  • Slow runners make fast runners look good. You’re welcome.
  • A good run is like a cup of coffee – I’m much nicer after I’ve had one.
  • Please ignore the faces I make when I run.

  • I run because I really like food.
  • I’m not slow; I’m just getting my money’s worth from the entry fee.
  • For someone who runs all the time, I still manage to make it look like it’s the first time I’ve ever tried.
  • 7 more laps – then I can fall over and vomit.
  • Running is cheaper than therapy.

Funny

  • I run better than the government.
  • I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
  • Run like there’s a hot guy in front of you and a creepy guy behind you.
  • Running won’t kill you – you’ll pass out first.
  • Pain is temporary, but you’re finishing time posted on the internet is FOREVER.
  • Carb loading is an excuse to eat all the pasta you want before a race.
  • It’s a lot like walking, only faster.
  • Run like you stole something.

Serious Dedication

  • If you see me collapse, pause my watch.
  • It’s just a hill; get over it.
  • Running is the answer. The question is irrelevant.
  • I don’t run because I love it; I run because I love who I am when I’m through.
  • Me during running: Make it stop! – Me after running: Sign me up for the Olympics!
  • Shut up! I’m not almost there!
  • I like running and maybe like four other people.
  • I’ve got 99 problems and I’m going to ignore them all for an hour.
  • To run or not to run: what a stupid question.

  • Runner’s logic: I’m tired – I think I’ll go for a run.
  • I don’t stop when I’m tired. I stop when I’m done.
  • No one ever drowned in sweat.
  • Run until you fly!

Mind Over Matter

  • The most difficult part of training is training your mind.
  • Your body can stand almost anything. It’s your mind you have to convince.
  • The real run begins the moment you forget you are running.
  • Don’t think of them as hills; think of them as “mounds of opportunity.”

Runners Pride

  • Some people don’t have the guts for distance. The polite term for them is sprinters.
  • Running is a sport where you compete against yourself.
  • Other sports use our sport as a punishment.

Make your Instagram account a shrine to all things running and remind your followers of what it takes to be a true athlete.

 

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